1. I am a Gnome. I think my name is probably Ar because short names for girls are traditional in Gnome society. I have weird pink hair that gets in the way a lot.
2. These people seem to know me somehow.3. I am sure that this book is the biggest and best joke ever played on a Gnome. I remember lots about my culture but don't remember any specific people. That sounds like a Gnomes life though. We don't get attached to others.